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Friday, May 26, 2006

Hurray For Pirate John!

Pirate John, also known as John of the Wild, and his crew will be coming to visit us soon. This means fun times. John has an amazing sense of adventure and is very brave, although not as brave as Jamie The Brave, (aka Jamie from Wolstanton). John is the guy who takes me and Jamie on holidays to Scotland and Wales and the Lake District. He is the one who organised a treasure hunt for us in Manchester. And he is the uncle of Mandark, a horrid and depraved creature but whom John loves anyway cos he's like that.

When Pirate John and his crew come to visit we will climb mountains and swim lochs. We will not need to fear the loch monsters as John and Jamie are well versed in battling them. I have told John there are polar bears in Ireland, only in the North of the North of Ireland. He will want to see them. So he can scare them away for us.

He'll be bringing Captain Tor with him so we'll go to Torr Head and Tor can stand proudly as a captain would and scream into the waves of the crashing sea. After that we might go to Barry's at Portrush and take Pirate John on the Pirate Ship.

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